Thursday, April 23, 2009
"DETROIT (Reuters) – A 57-year-old Detroit woman avoided serious injury when the underwire on her bra deflected a bullet shot at her from next door, police said.
The woman, who lives on the West side of Detroit, saw a group of men breaking into a neighbor's house on Tuesday morning. When the men spotted her, one of them fired a shot at her, a police spokesman said.
The bullet struck the underwire on the woman's bra and that saved her from a more serious injury, police said.
"It did slow the bullet down," said Detroit police spokesman Phillip Cook. "She sustained injuries but they're not life threatening."
The woman, who was not identified, was treated at a nearby hospital. The suspects in the shooting drove away."
Wow, I would have felt a lot safer on the job if I'd known to wear a bullet-deflecting underwire bra back when I was with the Los Angeles Police Department. As it happened people were always pointing guns at me. In the photo above Mistress Kianna was threatening me with a gun so she could force me into a life of sexual slavery. That's how I ended up doing porn in the first place. The LAPD brass kicked me off the force when they found out about my first XXX film.